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Thog's Masterclass. Dept of That's Easy For You To Say: 'Kelric opened his mouth to speak but then fell silent.' (Lyndon Hardy, Master Of The Five Magics, 1986) [WS]
• Dept of Repair, or Impalement. 'Binabik fixed Simon with his brows.' (Tad Williams, Stone of Farewell, 1990) [HC] Your editor remembers that Wizard Longbrows in Zu: Warriors of the Magic Mountain can actually do this.
• Dept of the Noisy Dead. 'It caught a man between neck and shoulder, and the dead man went down shrieking ...' (David Weber, Oath of Swords, 1995) [VJK]